.....four of them just busted in my house wearing t-shirts proclaiming "Eat the other White Meat". They are on a rescue mission demanding to see Big Tom. Two of the big turkey's are carrying sacks yelling "Fill it up with all the trimmings!"
Now Tom is in the basement ... in the freezer ..... any advice so that I can survive and enjoy future TD with my P&S Family
2007-11-20 00:02:18 · 14 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I say we're all pretty much screwed. If turkeys have suddenly evolved enough to carry things with their wings, and developed vocal cords...whew... Based on the theories of the evolutionist community, this is another spike of mass evolution, and the fish are going to grow wings, the dogs will become bulletproof, and all the little bacteria into the oceans will turn into monkeys.
2007-11-20 00:06:56 · answer #1 · answered by Iriath Zhul 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm just hoping like you are that they will be satisfied with the trimmings and don't find the basement. They are mighty brave turkeys to be out running around and invading peoples homes this time of year anyway. Lets hope they leave soon too because "Tom" (depending on how big he is) should be out of the freezer before too long. An early Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
2007-11-20 08:23:36 · answer #2 · answered by Michael A 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let big Big Tom out of the freezer. Tell them that you do not eat meat-----that it belongs to someone else. You better feed them and fast before they poo all over your place.
2007-11-20 08:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by Dawn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!
Ummm, I suggest handing them the turkey that tried to talk to me. I am guessing that was Big Tom's cousin-Big Tim. Now if Big Tim tries to convince them that he is NOT Big Tom, tell that gobbling bass turd, that talking be damned...There will be TWO turkeys on the dinnuh table.
2007-11-20 08:05:58 · answer #4 · answered by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take them out for sushi and tell them Big Tom is on a book tour.
2007-11-20 08:51:32 · answer #5 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Just insert that little red probe in their butt that pops out when they are done and they will be as mild as a kitten.
2007-11-20 16:22:33 · answer #6 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this coming! Put them out in the yard and tell them it's Easter!
2007-11-20 08:34:49 · answer #7 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let em eat cake
2007-11-20 08:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by wizjp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are we considered the other white meat?? Lock up the guns!!
2007-11-20 08:14:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey get that bird out to thaw, you are running out of time!!!
2007-11-20 08:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by kim t 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋