2007-11-19 23:59:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Alternative ➔ Paranormal Phenomena
My question is not serious - just for fun. :-)
2007-11-20 00:26:36 · update #1
u can get it on with em , take em 2 bed , he will b out running the next day
2007-11-20 00:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I hate when that happens.
To get rid of a ghost in a kitchen pantry, leave an open bag of mothballs on the highest shelf. Ghosts hate mothballs almost as much as they hate cedar chests (I mean, have you ever heard of a ghost in a cedar chest?).
2007-11-20 04:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by David Bowman 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ghosts like to bend forks, so what you should do is get a fork, open the pantry, and start whistling like you're calling a dog, waving the fork around in the air. Lead the ghost to the front door, open the door, toss the fork outside, wait for the ghost to go after it, and then close the door.
2007-11-20 00:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by Jonathan 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Lure it into the oven with a special Ghost Treat! Close the door and turn the oven on. Set to 400 deg. Add gravy and seasoning. Bake until golden brown. Remove and let cool. ENJOY!!! You have gotten rid of your ghost AND saved money on a thanksgiving turkey.
2007-11-20 08:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
As everyone knows ghosts (and aliens) can't open pantry doors. If you simply leave the pantry door open over night the ghost will leave and be thankful that you freed it.
2007-11-21 01:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by psiexploration 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Every night make a kipper and vegemite sandwich on banana bread and leave it in the pantry as an offering. Don't forget the broccoli juice to help him wash it down with. That ought to make him see the light.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2007-11-20 16:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by Kimberlee Ann 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you know? What are the tell-tale signs? Do you spend a lot of time in the pantry? Consult an Eggsorcist.
2007-11-20 00:15:16 · answer #7 · answered by petermurrell 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'm struggling with whether or not to believe that you're genuinely asking this. Tell you what: go contact Discovery Channel. They have a silly little show called "A Haunting", where they interview people who claim to have been attacked or annoyed or molested or defrauded by ghosts or whatever, and make a forty-minute-long episode out of it.
2007-11-20 00:04:08 · answer #8 · answered by Iriath Zhul 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You just need to spray the area with Ghost-B-Gone! It's a product I'm going to start marketing and I think it will be huge. It's like a bug spray but it works on ghosts. Simply spray your house with Ghost-B-Gone, and then all ghost activity will be scientifically undetectable!
2007-11-20 00:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by John 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Call Ghostbusters
2007-11-20 00:07:10 · answer #10 · answered by †ღ†Jules†ღ† 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If you want you may send your ghost to me...I love adding more to my HUGE group!I love to have a lot of company anyways.
2007-11-20 13:20:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋