2007-11-19 23:34:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
We dont get them in Germany.but i love them.
2007-11-20 01:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by chrissy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a 15 year old could by 100 boxes of crackers, using the screwdrivers and bottle openers in each cracker, attach the explosive charges together, this larger explosive charge could be rigged to go of, just as a 90 year old, old age pensioner is walking to do her weekly shop, causing her to have a heart attack. or the 15 year old could get a paper cut of the card, it might then get infected with a deadly virus. or they could stab someone with the screwdriver, But not when your 16, on that special day, at exactly 12:00, you suddenly become super mature, and can now have the satisfaction that you can by Christmas crackers. yes, you can now face reality, the reality of the nanny state we live in. where the government take enjoyment over telling us what to do, rather than more important things.
2016-05-24 07:38:56 · answer #2 · answered by pauletta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't have christmas without crackers!
i buy a big box of cheap ones and a small box of better ones for when my cousin visits, she's worse than the kids!
don't be a stick in the mud james! come christmas i'm going to send you all my cracker jokes! hahaha
2007-11-19 23:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do, Christmas dinner wouldn't be the same without crackers.
2007-11-19 23:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont need to im already crackers at christmas come to think of it im crackers at all times of the year
2007-11-19 23:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, this question makes me laugh, I eat crackers in my soup, and I make cookies for Christmas.....but I do know in my heart that I am speaking your native language, so you must be right, a cookie must really be a cracker, but does that mean I have to put cookies in my soup? I am so confused by my own language.....if spoken correctly by a English gentleman.....and if he calls himself Robin Hood.....then he must be right, I am going to have a nice bowl of soup, and I am going to crumble cookies in it, even if it kills me....and and I guess I will serve a nice plate of crackers for Christmas,,,,,,should I do Ritz or just plain saltine?
2007-11-20 02:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Judy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes but why do i?
they are an expensive waste of money that go straight in the bin once opened. they often dont bang, no-one wears the hats, the jokes are cr@p and presents rubbish. i would love to have a cracker rebellion and just not buy them, but it wouldnt be traditional then would it? so i buy the cheapest i can find! pah humbug!
2007-11-19 23:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by dancing queen 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah, wouldn't be without them. I tend to buy the more expensive ones, not because I am a snob, its just that you can get some really useful things in them. I still have a bottle opener I had a few years ago and a torch on a keyring which is really handy in my job.
2007-11-20 04:27:10 · answer #8 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-11-20 09:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, just cream crackers for cheese.
2007-11-19 23:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by ross x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to make my own ... but the shop where I bought the banger strips has closed ... Must look on the Internet some time.
2007-11-19 23:52:52 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋