You were hosting a new years party and in the middle of the night the one and only toilet in the house blocked.
Thing is , there are over 100 drunk people who need to use it ASAP.
Nope, there are no available plumbers as its New Years Eve.
How do you get outa that one?
2007-11-19 23:32:57 · 26 answers · asked by katie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Its simple my friend. In situations like these you have to think ahead at the very beginning. first, when having a party like this have a portajon out in the back and close your bathroom doors, that's what i did. No matter what time of the night it is, if you call to get one they will deliver it to you.
2007-11-19 23:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by ttime_2004 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Getting panic is a bad thing and it will create the things further worse, so I will always be cool as TAKE IT EASY POLICY!I will check out the possibilities of using toilets of neighbors.Or I will arrange vehicle to shift them to use a place where max.people can use the toilet.
2007-11-20 07:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by dilipan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell them to go over to a nieghbor's house, or just do it in your evil neighbors yard and then once everyone leaves say it was your dog. Sorry. (what do drunk people do? Throw up?)
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or make them help you dig a gigantic hole, and tell them to go potty in there. Then once it's over, fill the hole back up with dirt. The earthworms and dung beetles will be sure to eat everything.
2007-11-20 07:38:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite a plumber to the party.
2007-11-20 07:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by petermurrell 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, as you have been a good hostess and invited all your neighbours to the party, they will be glad to let some of the other guests pop next door and use their loo. That's what I'd do.
2007-11-20 07:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by spanner the stig 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a couple garbage cans and put it outside lol
2007-11-20 07:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to use the drain outside. It's so long that all of them can use it at once.
2007-11-20 07:38:43 · answer #7 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
squat in a bush outside
2007-11-20 07:36:31 · answer #8 · answered by B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
move the party IMMEDIATELY to a public park with a toilet.
or to the neighbours.
2007-11-20 07:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by chilly 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Run out and find a big bush... and make sure no one's looking!
2007-11-20 07:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by _ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋