Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at a European border checkpoint. Paddy, the Customs officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.
"The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Officer Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
2007-11-19 21:36:04 · 14 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
Very good.
2007-11-19 21:39:03 · answer #1 · answered by DAVE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he left he might evaluate it. He may well be a sturdy selection yet i'm hoping that doesn't ensue cos i'm an Arsenal fan. The mans a genius and follows each and everything scientifically and tactically is sturdy. He’s no clown like the only on the 2d and not in any respect is going lower back on his words. on the 2d i think of Allardyce is the suitable selection and grew to become into even whilst Mclaren grew to become into being appointed.
2016-10-17 12:02:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke but I don't think Wenger should in England's National Team!!!!! England should play its traditional 4-4-2 formation. Beckham will deliver a good match!!!
2007-11-20 01:31:10 · answer #3 · answered by spookii 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...
About playing with 5 midfielder, i totally agree with Wenger. With no Rooney and Owen, it's best to play with 5 midfielder.
2007-11-19 21:42:48 · answer #4 · answered by rai_2722 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful.
2007-11-20 07:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think he should play a 5 man midfield, as crouch is a target man for people like beckham, so when he gets the ball there needs to be someone there for him to head it down to, he's not strong enough alone, maybe try joe cole if he's fit
2007-11-19 23:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by Barry C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. This guy is wonderful his stuff is really good and I love his sense of humour. Fantastic.
2007-11-19 21:52:04 · answer #7 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u just watched sky sports new there didnt ya? haha.
wenger is always right.
2007-11-19 21:43:17 · answer #8 · answered by M4rky d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-11-20 02:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by traveller 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-11-19 22:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋