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2007-11-19 21:16:12 · 20 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

'I Support the Troops, But Not the War"

2007-11-19 21:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Attention ladies:This face will be avail from 3 to 11>Pleace come by( - the OM and add a U in come)

Its ok to be Ugly but your over doing it!

Now i know why the Vet slapped you!

1 orgasm 2 orgasm 3 orgasm>Floor

Get layed by a professional>Classic Carpets INC

My other car is a VW(Hell my only car is a VW)

Landscapers spread the best Seed.

2007-11-20 10:44:55 · answer #2 · answered by dokken3kiss 2 · 1 0

Some of these I've seen in a prank site, my brother has ordered a few of them:


I love my country... it's the government I'm afraid of!

If you don't like my driving call 1-800 EAT SH*T

If my smoking bothers you... don't breathe.

Sarcasm... just one more service I offer.

Stop repeat offenders... don't re-elect them.

Jesus is coming... look busy.

I tried seeing your point of view... but I couldn't get my head that far up my as*.

2007-11-20 15:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by Quelararí 6 · 1 0

Not a bumper sticker but I did see the following of the back of a van belonging to a scaffolding company:
"Make sure your next erection is in safe hands"

2007-11-20 05:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"My boss is a Jewish carpenter."

"My grandchildren are cuter than your grandchildren."

Oops, I'm sorry, I listed the worst bumperstickers. The best?

"Kill your television." I don't know HOW a person can watch a TV show when it's bright and sunny outside. OMG.

2007-11-20 05:21:05 · answer #5 · answered by perfectlybaked 7 · 1 2

I saw one that read, "Bumpersticker".

2007-11-20 05:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1 0

If you can read this sticker I have lost my caravan.
"Save the planet" covered with black exhaust fumes.
Jimmy Buffet saw one that read "what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about.

2007-11-20 05:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by Regwah 7 · 2 0

If you dont like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

2007-11-20 05:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

From all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

2007-11-20 05:23:02 · answer #9 · answered by Predrag 2 · 2 0

if you dont like my driving ,the call 1 800 suck a$$

2007-11-20 05:22:44 · answer #10 · answered by Hillbilly 5 · 1 0

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