2007-11-19 19:01:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
I passed wind out loud in a quite public Diner and scolded my ex wife for doing it while fanning the air around her with the menu. Our marriage had about played out at the time any way. I can`t remember or understand why she finally left me . It seems to me like we were all ways having fun together like that. I guess for one inconceivable reason or another she became less attracted to me and decided to leave. Ever since she left I have tried my best not to pass wind in a Diner. I even called her and told her I had not passed wind in a diner since she left but she still so far has not come back. I am at wits end and about ready to start passing wind in diners again. I don`t think she is coming back.
2007-11-19 19:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Un-couth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once I was in a football soccer game and this anoying kid just kept screaming and whinning about how he wanted an icecream, and he was sitting just a few sits away from me, and I had an Ice cream. It was one of those days, and I just couldnt stand it anymore so I threw the damn icecream at the kid and it hits him right in the head and then some of it bounced to his mother, man that really helped me get of my bad humor.
2007-11-19 19:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by El_Estudiante 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time my boyfriend took me to a restaurant where the table cloths were very long, reaching almost to the floor. Our table was toward the back. He started teasing me that if someone crawled under the table, no one would notice. I felt sort of wicked, so I did. Yes, I really did!
2007-11-19 19:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughed at a person who slipped and fell on her dog. The poor little thing was traumatised
2007-11-19 22:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by Autic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I mooned my boss when we were on strike & on the picket line ,in front of about 60 people.
OOPS!!! I thought you said the funniest thing I ever did,Sorry.
2007-11-19 19:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by § dreamer § 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was on the bus and it just got done raining and i was watching this old guy walk to the bus on uneven ground and he was walking on grass, he was pretty old, old enuf to have a cane, and bam he slipped and fell right on his hip i was the only one on the bus who busted a gut from laughing lol...i know it was wrong but it was soo funny.
2007-11-19 20:15:07 · answer #6 · answered by orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taking a pee behind a tree in a park many years ago. But, I had to go and there were no restrooms around! :)
2007-11-19 19:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DRESSED AS AN ESCAPED CONVICT.. THEN EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN CARS WERE STOPPING AT STOPLIGHTS I WOULD RUN ACROSS THE STREET AS FAST AS I COULD. WAS ARRESTED TWO HOURS LATER... WAS NOT SO FUNNY THEN- BUT IT STILL MAKES MY DAD LAUGH!
2007-11-19 19:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by polecat.hockey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
told a woman that she was a "breeder" after her kids were acting out so that I couldn't even shop that aisle.
2007-11-19 19:05:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never having to have spit on a cop's face
2007-11-19 19:05:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋