i need some REALLY GOOD comebacks?

Question

so yeah a couple of times at school i get made fun at for being over weight or asian ect.

i just need some comebacks that will BURRN thier face in to the ground. try to have no swear words, it will make it better.

THANKS A BUNCH.

Answer 1

Awwweeee this makes me sad :(

Answer 2

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

ummm.....excuse me....but are you waiting for a comeback from me? Because if you are, you are wasting your time mate. I don't bother with such cheap, low-standard trash.

Go back to the dump you came from. I don't do charity.

Tsk Tsk Tsk. Sad to see such pathetic losers. *Sigh*

Get a life

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privileges!

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.




Yea, that s just some. And don't let them get to you. By the way, point out there weaknesses. Like if they are stupid or suck at some subject you are good at, Or if they don't play any musical instrument or sport but you do. If they don't have a gf or something.
Hope it helps :D

Answer 3

Man that sucks, anyone making fun of your race needs hit, but Iknow you can't really do that at school.


Maybe this site will help, you can talk with other kids having your same problems, and there's a whole page of comebacks!

http://www.bullystoppers.com/


I like this one " Using me to get laughs again? You suck at life!"

and this one "Great! You’ve discovered we don't look alike!"

Answer 4

fat and asian? whats wrong with that. You should do what eminem does in his video and go along with it, and make fun of yourself as much as you can, but then cut them down- how he made fun of being poor and white, and the other guy could not think of anything else- made him lose- made him look like an idiot- and then em just cut his a apart. 8mile

Answer 5

If they call you fat, go on about how being fat is cool and that you aren't a skinny anorexic/bulimic punk. Since you are AZN, go on about how you are so damn smart (hopefully you are, and if not...try to be)

"I can lose weight, but you can't change being a retard."
"lipo can fix me, nothing can fix you!"

I think you should start saying dumbass. Good word.

Answer 6

You say Is that the best you got? then laugh hard

If they talk nasty say You can't help it. When you were born your mama squatted in a sewer and out popped the baby and she couldn't figure out what to keep so she picked up a pile of poop and name it you (whatever their name is)

Answer 7

honestly, the best thing you can do is ignore them. if you show any emotion, regardless of what kind, they will continue to poke at you. just know that you are the better person and try to concentrate on other things. i know it sucks, but it's gonna be okay... it's too bad that people do that to you, but i'm a firm believer in karma. just be patient.

Answer 8

well when someone makes a joke about you, if you are into your momma jokes, then you can say, ur momma so dumb, she thought that joke was funny.
if you need more email me,
or you should watch yo momma. its rly funny!

Answer 9

I dunno... say something funny... "hey you guys always hangaround together in the washroom? what are you.. ghey..?" rofl.. or something like.. "I don't know what to call you guys.... team f@g?...or..return of the killer fags"

Answer 10

tell them "no your a towel"