does anyone know the words to the limerick There was a man from nantuket?

Answer 1

Oy.

there once was a man from Nantucket,
whose _____ was so _____ he could _____ ___
as he ______ on his _____
he said with a grin,
If my ear was _ _____ _ ______ ______ ___

Best I can do on YA, and even that is likely to offend someone, so if the proctors remove it, I approve in advance.

Answer 2

From 1924:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket

1st sequel from The Chicago Tribune and Pawtucket Times:

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket

2nd sequel from The New York Exchange :

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset

Answer 3

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

Answer 4

here's the only limerick i know

there once was a girl from Sydney
who could take it right up to her kidney
a man from Quebec shoved it up to her neck
he had a big one now didn't he

Answer 5

All I know is the next line. It's "He had a dick so long he could suck it"