Contest, woo! Who can write the best 6-Word Story?

Question

A Six-Word story is simply that; a story of 6 word,s no more no less.

The idea came from Hemmingway, when he wrote, "For sale, baby shoes. Never used." He is said to have called it his finest work.

So basically you can be funny, express a deep moral, make sociopolitical insight, or even just describe a scene--but you have to use exactly 6 words.

Examples can be found here:
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html

Here are some of mine too:
1) Even superheroes need to grieve sometimes.
2) From space, the world looks peaceful.
3) Epitaph: "No, no! The OTHER right!"
4) Earth goes on strike; feels abused.

I'll judge the winner based on what I think is best. Have fun!

Answer 1

Choosing his life saved my own.

Answer 2

1.) Got old truck and quit smoking. 2.) Whalers are out; whales dive, singing. 3.) China can't bear the environmentalists' dare. 4.) Wal-Mart; how do people find exits? 5.) I wasn't smiling. No more pictures. 6.) Sea Shepherd, 'bombs,' nets, equal 'terrorism'? 7.) Only fins wanted from sharks; ugly. 8.) Affirmative action for Thomas, no others. 9.) Left cell on bed, searched restaurant. 10.) Fortune cookie monster leaves fortunes everywhere! 11.) Great view, great porch, I'm through.

Answer 3

Fine paws make life's work bearable.
Sunny circles, glow around golden rings.
Many laugh lines equals mouth amused.

Answer 4

She said no. He said goodbye.
Often I thought, may be not.
Go plant, weed, harvest and feast.
The truth is out there. Go.
Times up. Bell rings. Students flee.
or the famous "I came, I saw, I conquered."

Answer 5

One last look before I left

Answer 6

The feathered turkey gobbled rather incoherently

Answer 7

I really like egg salad sandwiches.

Answer 8

Every day is exactly the same


i know it's a NIN song... but it kinda sums up my life! : )

Answer 9

"he came,he saw, he conquered". boy meets girl,boy loses girl. famous last words:this is fun! kissed the girls,made them cry.

Answer 10

I have nothing left to say.