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i never wear a seatbelt, i always go left of center when cornering at high speeds, and i stole some band aids from work. how much time am i going to have to serve?

2007-11-19 14:52:52 · 26 answers · asked by BOX 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

26 answers

Sounds like your a bit off balance. Perhaps I could help you with whatever is causing this? I would need to analyze the culprits (very closely)

2007-11-20 06:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Seed Plower 5 · 1 0

Went 80 in a 60.

2007-11-19 14:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by McLovin 7 · 0 0

You'll get ten years, as they let out several child molestors to make room for you.

Just kidding. It is sort of like that, though. AWFUL!

I've only broken a few today as well. Luckily I don't think I've left any witnesses.

2007-11-19 14:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think that I break the speed limit all of the time, so yes to that. I have also thrown out one of those paper straw wrappers out the window. They are like toilet paper; so when it rains, they melt.
That's about it.

2007-11-19 14:56:40 · answer #4 · answered by USAman 6 · 0 0

Wow, you're making me think.

I took more than the one allowed bottle of water from the cooler at work. That's about it.

2007-11-19 14:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

Yeah, I broke the sexiest woman alive law!

2007-11-19 14:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by thickes 4 · 0 0

I lost track right before breakfast. But it started with me removing the tag from my mattress.

2007-11-19 15:02:15 · answer #7 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0 0

None

2007-11-19 14:56:33 · answer #8 · answered by Nico 7 · 0 0

60 years in soletary convenment

2007-11-19 15:00:06 · answer #9 · answered by :) 2 · 0 0

Only one, and that would be the speed limit.

2007-11-19 14:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0 0

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