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2007-11-19 12:47:59 · 30 answers · asked by Mystic_Horizons 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Your brother got me pregnant.

2007-11-19 12:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15 1

I was on the outs with a girl and knew I was going to break up with her the next time we were together however, she called me on the phone right before I sat down for a nice steak dinner. I was upset and told her that interrupting my dinner was the last straw and dumped her on the phone.
I know it was bad but I was in one of those moods and have always had a bad habit of actually saying what I'm thinking.

2007-11-19 12:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by charliman2000 4 · 3 0

"Hey, ALL this....it's just too good not to share with the rest of the world, baby. You know I'm not a selfish guy. I care for the world. JFK said, ask not, what the country can do for me, but what I can do for the COUNTRY. The biggest sacrifice I can make for the world is...well...you. Because you're so special."

2007-11-19 13:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by BBHunter 5 · 1 0

I broke up with a guy bc he quit school, didn't have a job, and smoked weed. I told him he "lacked ambition". But, I was right even though it's not the best reason to dump someone.

2007-11-19 12:50:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

My last boyfriend broke up with me because I was *OMG* talking to another guy oo=

I'm just a dirty cheater, aren't I?

2007-11-19 12:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by RAWRR annamonster! 5 · 2 0

Well... my exhusband used this one on me. It's not funny, it's really sort of sad, but it was strange!

"I'm not your husband anymore. Your husband is dead. Another soul came and took over this body, so it wasn't really ME who married you."

2007-11-19 13:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by littleJaina 4 · 2 0

My ex still thinks I broke up with him because he wouldn't color Easter eggs with me! That's not why, but it was easier than explaining everything else!

2007-11-19 12:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by LoopyLou 2 · 5 0

Sorry honey we have to split up because I actually wanted your sister.

2007-11-19 12:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by Whoooa Mule 3 · 4 0

You work at burger king and say "i really need to focus on my career right now."

2007-11-19 12:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 11 0

i need space to date other women

2007-11-19 12:52:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

My friend said I should break up with you..

2007-11-19 12:50:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

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