i need a funny poem that has all the poetic terms labled?

Question

no edgar alln poe shell silverstein is prefered

Answer 1

Where are the poetic terms? Do you mean Edgar Allan Poe?
Better reframe your question or perhaps you need something like the following sexist poem:

God Created Woman

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.

- Author Unknown

good luck