Mine is
"Liberal Agenda achieved, Mass Conservative Suicides rapant"
2007-11-19 08:51:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
1."Hillary answers 12 questions with firm answers and will not change mind, no matter what"!!!!
2."Democrat Party gives 100% support to NO more taxes"!!!
3. " President Rosie O'Donnell, has expeled Hillary and Nancy from the Democrat Party" !!!
2007-11-19 09:14:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
World Peace Achieved!
2007-11-19 16:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by pip 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
US Education Regarded The Best In The World
2007-11-19 17:05:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Anything Conservative or Libertarian. The mainstream media are so inherently biased to the left that they don't even recognize it. It's like asking fish about the water or birds about the air. What water? What air?
"George W. Bush reported not to be satan."
"Apparently there are more than two political parties."
"Bush apparently not 100% responsible for all the ills of the world."
"Ron Paul won internet polls after nearly every debate. Clinton, Obama, McCain, Giuliani were all distant followers."
"There is a presidential candidate named Ron Paul."
"Hollywood and musicians are endorsing a non-Democrat."
Anything not invoking widespread fear and chaos.
"Avian flu overblown."
"West nile virus primarily only affects infants and the elderly."
"Mad cow disease exceedingly rare."
"MRSA has been present for years and colonizes nearly every health care worker's skin."
Anything not blaming inanimate objects for human actions or promoting personal responsibility.
"Obese Americans are not the victim of trans fats."
"Don't blame the gun, blame the person holding it."
"Cigarettes don't make people smoke them, study finds."
"Apparently 'big tobacco' not holding people at gun point forcing them to smoke."
"McDonald's not forcibly feeding obese Americans."
"3rd grade teacher of mass murderer apparently not responsible for murders despite not stopping other 3rd graders from teasing the murderer 20 years ago when he was 7."
"Killers are not victims and deserve no media coverage of their life, upbringing, or agenda."
2007-11-19 17:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by Alfredo Garcia 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Giuliani achieves peace in The Middle East!
2007-11-19 16:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by Think 1st 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
World Peace achieved.
2007-11-19 16:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Prez Bush Admits a Mistake
2007-11-19 16:59:44 · answer #7 · answered by golfer7 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
"Britney Spears Graduates College With Honors"
2007-11-19 16:57:01 · answer #8 · answered by MissJ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"All world leaders agree overpopulation and over consumption of resources are the biggest problems facing humanity. Education begins to lower reproduction rates and conserve world's resources."
2007-11-19 17:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by socrates 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"This just in from Captial Hill: Politicians voted today to cap income taxes and lower fuel prices. President Bush signs the bill to go into effect immediately."
"There's no bad news, so we're going to talk about what went right in the world today."
2007-11-19 17:00:13 · answer #10 · answered by kc_warpaint 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋