Do you pass gas in your office or at your desk while working or you go to the restroom to do it?

Answer 1

I do it at the desk. I share an office with three other people. Sometimes I'll make a big announcement and say, "Listen up everybody! My butt has a special announcement to make:" then I let it rip.

Answer 2

If i know its gunna be a quiet one, then sure. But then u gotta be a good actor cuz u need to be able to act as if you didnt do it. Look just as confused and disgusted as the rest of ur classmates. But don't be the first to say ne thing, cuz then they'll pull a "smelt it delt it" thing, and thats no good. The best thing is to convince urself that u didnt actually fart, that way its easier to act as if u didnt. Trust me, I've done this loads of times, it always works.

Answer 3

I dont work in an office, but I usually try to go into an empty room or the ladies room

Answer 4

I let it go at my desk...I ain't finna walk all the way to the bathroom just to fart. It's a natural function and this is my damned desk so if someone doesn't like it they can holla later.

Answer 5

I go for the crop-duster.

When you gotta fart, just walk briskly around the office to distribute the smell evenly. Make sure you walk an extra 20 feet though, just to be sure the smell is out of your pants.

Answer 6

I try not to pass gas but if I have to I go to the bathway or in the stairway

Answer 7

I just sit at the desk and let the chair absorb it.

Man Buttery Biscuits who raised you to talk like that?

Answer 8

All the time.

Passing by cubicles.
In conference rooms as you leave.
Standing in line at the cafeteria.

The key is to not be there when the victim passes through!

Answer 9

I would prefer in restroom, but if i'm sure that I'm alone i may pass some

Answer 10

If I'm by myself in my office, I see nothing wrong with passing gas in here.