that's such an ugly avatar
2007-11-19 08:24:52
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answer #1
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answered by islandgirl God and family 5
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gawd...i really want to be able to get away with safely saying all this...
Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
20. Reach in and grab the giblets!
21."And he forces his way into the end zone"
22. She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 minutes to hold her down.
23. "He slipped the ball around the backside to the tight end!"
2007-11-19 14:21:19
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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On an episode of How I Met Your Mother, they went to a strip club on Thanksgiving so maybe......
2007-11-19 08:24:11
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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I want to be nowhere near the club that has male dance reviews that has my 97 year old grandma sticking dollars in the thong of Barbareno the Latin Hunk. I'll stay home and watch the leftovers and miracle on 34th street while laughing at the raiders playing the cowboys this thanksgiving. Hell. I'd rather stay home and do the laundry rather than that.
2016-05-24 05:40:27
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answer #4
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answered by ? 3
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Busy day for Bars and Strip Clubs.
Lots of lonely people
2007-11-19 08:24:36
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answer #5
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answered by Fuzzybutt 7
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They usually open late in the evening if they open at all. I know because we do bar checks late at night. Same thing with Christmas, close early Christmas Eve and closed all day Christmas.
2007-11-19 08:24:17
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answer #6
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answered by mizzofficer2u 2
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I think they are open on any holiday, but call ahead to make sure. With gas prices the way they are, you don't want to drive to the club only to find it closed.
2007-11-19 08:23:58
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answer #7
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answered by makeloans2 7
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Yes, I am stripping at T*$$ & A**, 111 Main Street, on Thanksgiving.
I would love to see you.
2007-11-19 08:27:08
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answer #8
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answered by Kiss My Turkey 2
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absolutley....all holidays where stores are normally closed.....strip clubs are, and usually set-up their theme to the holiday as well.....don't get stuffed on that turkey breast ;o
2007-11-19 08:24:40
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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/Yes they are absolutely open,.but only the fat girls who look like overstuffed turkeys work on Thanksgiving., so enjoy those juicy thighs and buttered buns.
2007-11-19 09:54:43
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answer #10
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answered by KatGotHerTongue 3
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yeah i know one that is open 24/7 including holidays...
2007-11-19 08:23:49
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answer #11
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answered by Zarathustra 2
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