1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America...... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
2007-11-19 08:10:39 · 14 answers · asked by .:::Niko:::. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Can I have a double cheese burger, large fry, and a DIET COKE please?
LOL
:)
2007-11-19 08:47:21 · answer #1 · answered by C. is taking a break! 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
And also :
Only in America, they have a strong economy that permits spending billions and billions dollars for war in Iraq ( for bringing so-called " democracy and peace"), but they have 5 million homeless people and 45 million people living below the poverty level in their own country...
2007-11-19 18:21:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
haha interesting list :D I've heard of #8 before and I do wonder that sometimes...
#1 shocked me though. It seems really pathetic.
2007-11-19 23:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by Qu'est ce que tu penses? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaaand. . . We drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.
2007-11-19 16:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha i like number 1
2007-11-19 16:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by Muralater!!!! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dang!
2007-11-19 16:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I didnt thanks for the info, it will be helpful :P
I think number 3 and 7 are the funniest :D
2007-11-19 17:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by DejaVu- RETURNS 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Jenny.
2007-11-19 16:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow..i never really thought about # 3..good point
2007-11-19 16:17:09 · answer #9 · answered by i <3 nyc 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, I knew .
:)
2007-11-19 16:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by Ipek K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋