What if you woke up with no fingers?

Question

How would you react?

Answer 1

I would march over to Wendy's and demand my fingers back.

Answer 2

This is a mystifing question. In retrospect it was not said that I'd have not thumbs. Think about this statement: "I have eight fingers and two thumbs. If I woke up with no fingers, I would still have my two thumbs."

To answer the question: More than likely I would be in shock. Where exactly did my fingers go and who has them? I need those back (on ice) so that they can sew them back on.

Answer 3

WOW that would truly suck now wouldnt it? First reaction is to freak out of course! Then look in the blankets to see if they were anywhere around! Then cry hystericcally and call 911.

Answer 4

I would know that sometime during the night I must have let my arms dangle on the side of the bed and one of the monsters that hide underneath nibbled on them. Yes, I'd be upset because I should know better.

Answer 5

I would scream and then cry and then wonder what the heck happened to my fingers and look for them around the house.

Answer 6

I would definitely freak out. What a huge change that would make in my life. I wouldn't be able to hold my same job. Wow...that would really change things!

Answer 7

I'd probably get a job testing "The Clapper". I did wake up with the CLAP one time.

Answer 8

I would take Fruitfly the House-elf back to the store.

Answer 9

i would have probably reacted while the dismembering was in effect. how is it possible to sleep while your fingers are dissapearing?

Answer 10

Go out and get fake ones that I could pull off and then just go messing around with people. Hey pull my finger YOU AHOLE YOU JUST PULLED OFF MY FINGER AHHHHHAHHHHAHHH!