I just grated my entire knuckle off while grating cheese.
That was retarded.
Don't eat the cheese.
2007-11-19 05:14:02 · 4 answers · asked by Offending Party 6 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
I was walking up stairs at work with my hands in my pocket, and tripped up the stairs. I hit the bridge of my nose on the corner of the concrete step and broke my nose. After my 1st surgery to fix it, in the middle of the night, I rolled over on my face and smashed my nose again, having to have a second surgery!
2007-11-19 05:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by Beau 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One of mine just happened the other day. I have walnuts in the shell to feed our parrots and tried to crack one in my hand against the other. It didn't work so I went to the kitchen and was going to hit the one with the handle of a scissors to crack it. The scissors wasn't closed tight and came down the wrong way and sniped a small peice of my finger skin off. The darn thing wouldn't quite bleeding no matter how much pressure I applied. Last night at work I bumped it and it opened again and was bleeding and didn't want to stop. Don't they always tell you not to play with sharp scissors?!?!??!
2007-11-19 13:20:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got distracted in Electronics class one, and cut a V shaped lump out of my thumb.
I fell from the roof of a moving car once and broke my arm and wrist, that was pretty funny.-that was definately the stupidest.
2007-11-19 13:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by Link strikes back 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Non-disfiguring?
Hmmm, one time I tried touching my left shoulder blade with my right hand as fast as humanly possible and ended up clotheslining myself out.
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2007-11-19 13:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋