How do you eat yours??

Question

Open wide x x

Answer 1

with legs wrapped around my head.

Answer 2

There is actually an art in this.

Put it on the floor in the middle of the room.
Now stand over it and lick your lips 4 times.

Bend forward slowly until your lips are touching it.
Now wiggle your tongue around thus making it a bit squidgy.
When it is soft enough dig your tongue into it as far as it will go thus making a hole.

Now in a kneeling position, place your mouth over the hole and blow as hard as you can for about 10 minutes, therefore inflating it approximately 10 times its original size.

Now jam the door mat into the hole to stop all the air escaping. After all, we don't want it whizzing round the room, do we?

Now go into the next room and open the bottom drawer in the dresser and on the left, just under that painting-by-numbers set you started 3 years ago, you will find a knitting needle.

Go to the bathroom and pick up your toothbrush and return to the object with the knitting needle held between your teeth.

Remove your shoes and . . . . . .

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Answer 3

Slowly

Answer 4

Mashed up like a potato.

Answer 5

Grab it with both hands and eat it all at once

Answer 6

I cut mine up with a sharp knife....then eat with a fork.

Answer 7

slowly

Answer 8

carefully

Answer 9

in the dark.lol

Answer 10

slowly.