If you walked into your office, and found that some one took your chair.....?

Question

(yes, those $380 ergonomic chairs) and replaced it with a shittty one, when you found who did this, What sort of punishment would you implement on this jerkofff?

Answer 1

I would pee on there chair and take back mine.

Oh yeah i would pee on it in front of them.

and say How you like them apples

Answer 2

The obivous answer is that I would sit in it. If it were already occupied then all the better. I would then proceed to scoot the chair all the way back to my office with my feet. I think this would get the point across that its MY chair. Or at least it might get me a tip for the lapdance with which to get another chair.

Answer 3

I would first get my chair back. Then the person should not expect me to ever speak or acknowledge them again. We are talking ergonomic here.

Answer 4

So long as it is not my boss...I would roll the offender back to my office in my chair the whole time telling them, "if you want my chair you must leave it in my office and do my work from it."

Answer 5

I'd go pull whatever chair that freakin' thief was sitting on out from underneath them and laugh loudly.....and then I'd take their chair right in front of them and ask them "whatchu' gonna do about it beeeeyyyyoootttccchhh???"

Answer 6

Get your chair back and then change the functions of their mouse so they can't figure out how to use their computer

Answer 7

I'd take the chair back and not leave him one

Answer 8

I would take my chair back, put their shitty chair back and stick a rotten egg under their desk.

Answer 9

problem is did you pay for the chair or did the company you work for pay for it. if the company you work for paid for it than its not your chair it the company's to do with as they want.

Answer 10

i steel my chair back steel his stapler and put his calculator in jello and yes that was on the office