Who wants to write a limerick? (5)?

Question

Start off with:

She met a young bachelor named Jude

There was a young bachelor named Jude
Who developed a bad attitude
For once he was grand
But now was so bland
For his manners had made him quite rude!

Answer 1

She met a young bachelor named Jude
She enticed him with Japanese food
They married in May
Then she found he was gay
So she hired a lawyer and sued.

Answer 2

She met a young bachelor named Jude
Who she often thought was quite rude
he never did care
what sort of affair
he always showed up in the nude.

Answer 3

She met a young bachelor named Jude
Who would cook her favorite food
She had potatoes and steak
And apple pies he baked
Now she's more wide than longitude

I always love all the other answers too!!!

Answer 4

She met a young bachelor named Jude
But rued she was wooed and pursued
Persistently by
So nerdy a guy
Whose hair on his head had been glued.

Answer 5

She met a young bachelor named Jude
Who had a such a bad attitude
She swore that no wife
he would have all his life
And indeed would never be screwed.

Answer 6

She met a young bachelor named Jude,
Whom she found to be exceptionally crude,
When he asked about hay,
She said, "go away,"
I find your approach much too lewd."

Answer 7

She met a young bachelor named Jude
When he gave her a glance, she got in the mood.

Then one day, they rolled in the hay
And now they are always in the nude.

Answer 8

She meet a young bachelor named Jude
And right off, considered him rude
He made gross overtures
Was lecherous and cursed
Who'd like a man who's so crude?

Answer 9

He can tell she's in a frisky mood..
He took off his clothes
She wrinkled her nose
And left him standing in the nude!