Want to write a limerick? (3)?

Question

Start off with:

My sweetheart and I just got wed

My sweetheart and I just got wed
And of course headed right into bed
If I do the the math right
Twins we did make that night
And now both our libidos are dead!!!

;~)

Answer 1

My sweetheart and I just got wed.
3 years later, I went out for bread.
I never went back,
cuz she was a quack.
Now I'm dating her sister instead.

Answer 2

My sweetheart and I just got wed
With white clothes and roses of red
To bed, let's go
Then whaddya know
He wanted to bowl instead

Answer 3

My sweetheart and I just got wed
impatiently our clothes we shed
I don't know quite how
I bought the whole cow
I should have drank the milk instead.

Answer 4

My sweetheart and I just got wed
I was nervous 'bout going to bed
'cause soon he would see
what's extra on me
The man in me's not quite dead.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

My sweetheart and I just got wed.
She smiled ...then her face turned all red.
"Just look at the size..."
I said with wide eyes
"...of that BIG...




...screen TV by the bed!"

Answer 7

"I do","I do", we said
Now all that remains...
Is pickin out names...
Cause now it's time for bed!