A trip to the Supermarket.........?

Question

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken
back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me? To which she replies, 'I
think you're the father of one of my kids.'


Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been



unfaithful to his wife and he says, 'My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???'


She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm
your son's teacher.'

Answer 1

Yeah okay did not see that ending. That was very very good. thanks. And Gladys is a hoot too I see. thank you

Answer 2

Good one fisherman, I'll never think of wet celery the same after that! Now here's one for you:

A man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an older woman following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

Answer 3

i bypass barefoot to the food market each and all of the time. i do no longer think of that they had understand me if I wasn't barefoot! LOL i'm consistently asserting hi to the keep supervisor, and different friends. in many situations i'm the only barefoot individual in there, yet i in my opinion do no longer care. There are no rules, or codes against it, and if somebody tells you there is, they are merely making it up by way of fact of their very own phobias. Going barefoot isn't risky, or risky. those issues have been coated above. i'm hoping you do start up going barefoot to the keep returned. let us know the way it is going! Barefoot TEX

Answer 4

Heard this one before, but it is always funny. Especially if you can see it happening in your mind's eye for real. Can you imagine the look that would be on the teacher's face? The picture would win the Pulitzer Prize for sure.

Answer 5

That was a regular riot Fisherman. Don't you just love
G l a d y s !
Here's something for you. I've seen it many times but it still makes me laugh.

Answer 6

It's ok to have someone sniff under the lid of the kettle, but it's up to you not to spill the beans -- another goodie (chuckle)

Answer 7

Hey i bet that was kinda embarrassing.
But the old memories brought back good times.

Answer 8

I loved this one - a good belly laugh! Thanx I needed that!
A star for you!

Answer 9

ROFL! Now that's a prime example of jumping to conclusions!

Answer 10

Great!

A guy on a business trip bought a cool pair of snakeskin boots. When he got home, he stripped naked except for his boots, called to his wife.

"Do you notice anything special?" he asked.

"Yes, it's limp."

"It's not limp. It's admiring my new boots!"

"Well," she said, "Next time buy a hat!"

Answer 11

I heard it before but it was well worth hearing it again--its a funny one!