Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
2007-11-19 01:09:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Oh, this is good. I am still chuckling. Go ahead, let the guys read it.
2007-11-19 02:57:47 · answer #1 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's funny and in some cases, true. And Danielle K., people still use condoms for birth control.
2007-11-19 09:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by katydid 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Now I get it, buy wet celery and then go hang out in the condom aisle and I'll strike gold!
2007-11-19 18:53:06 · answer #3 · answered by mary s 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish it was something that simple. I'd go out and buy a case of silver ones today.
2007-11-19 09:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ho,ho,ho,thats a good one! Now if I could remember to tell it correctly,I am known to be the worst joke teller in the world by my family,they always make fun of me.so I will try to memorize this one. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-19 13:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by lonepinesusan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, zinger, tell it like it is girl. If the shoe fits wear it.
That was a good one.
2007-11-19 17:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, but surely a married couple wouldn 't be using condoms? :P
2007-11-19 09:14:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
No truer words have ever been spokes! LOL
2007-11-19 13:32:03 · answer #8 · answered by doxie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like it --- woe unto the wife who's ol' man dons a bronze -------- then again ? (((guffaw)))
2007-11-19 11:00:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
ROFL that was a goodie.
2007-11-19 15:11:13 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋