2007-11-18 21:53:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Give him a Bible.
If he reads it, he's a Christian.
If he tries to eat it he's a Godless heathen.
2007-11-18 21:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by bonshui 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Walt Disney said all dogs go to heaven, so I guess he has to be a believer.
2007-11-19 06:04:11 · answer #2 · answered by Vick (Philadelphia Phreedom) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give him the Qaran and bribe him with 7 doggie virgins in heaven, if he does not surcome to the power of islam there is no other way, thus you must shoot him to stop his regretful existence.
2007-11-19 06:02:36 · answer #3 · answered by Oigiveusyashoescuz 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heheee...... cool dog!!!!! well, buy him something eadible which has the form of a cross (ex a bone, but I don't know if you can find one like this) or cut a piece of bread under this form and if he refuses it, he is an Atheist..... :)
2007-11-19 07:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by - 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If he howls at the moon he's an atheist.
2007-11-19 06:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
! - when he refused to follow you to church
2 - when he wouldn't help out in the soup kitchen
3 - And God forbid if he doesn't howl a few carols at Christmas........you'll know for sure!
2007-11-19 06:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by renclrk 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Does he woof grace before his meals?
2007-11-19 05:57:30 · answer #7 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Take him to church and see if he bites the minister or priest!
2007-11-19 06:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I he believes in himself maybe he's just dyslexic
2007-11-19 05:58:41 · answer #9 · answered by Grin Reaper 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Is he smart?
If so, Atheist
2007-11-19 05:59:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋