Sober up my friend!!!
You are going to go blind, have hairy palms and big huge Popeye forearms.
Soooo sexy!!!!!
2007-11-22 17:27:45
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answered by **Llola** 7
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I started masturbating as a teenager and now I am 45 so I guess it does make you old. But I have never had cramps on the head and none of my hair is falling out.
2007-11-18 22:30:36
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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I know how to make it last longer, what 'toys' to use, what visual stimulations do the best for me. I've never been stroked by a 15 year old boy's hands since I was 14. So I wouldn't know if my hand felt better or not. Older than your mom.
2016-04-04 22:04:54
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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I have heard some really strange ideas of masturbation but never this one. If masturbation affects aging I must be 100 today. But enjoy life and jacking.
2007-11-18 23:42:46
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answered by Anonymous
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It does make you old, I went to bed one night and masturbated when I was 14 and when I woke up in the morning, I was 72 years old (oh my god)
2007-11-19 18:00:11
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answer #5
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answered by Ronnix1960 2
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It's not even a theory...it's BS. The only thing that makes you...is getting old.
2007-11-18 21:03:30
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answer #6
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answered by iraq51 7
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just theory but masturbation itself gets old, you really start to want to the real thing, know what i mean
2007-11-18 21:02:42
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Old age is inevitable. Masturbation has nothing to do with it. It does make the journey more enjoyable, though.
2007-11-19 03:28:41
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answered by Anonymous
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It does.As soon as you touch your penis you start ageing. The more you do it the more old, and ugly you get. And if you keep doing it your head will fall off.....
2007-11-18 23:43:59
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answer #9
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answered by Steve O 4
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Yes. I masturbated.
2007-11-18 21:36:14
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answered by Matt E 3
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Never heard that theory before. It's not true.
2007-11-18 21:02:11
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answered by Anonymous
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