2007-11-18 19:05:28 · 49 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
clap when they start lowering the coffin into the ground.
2007-11-18 19:07:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Medieval 7 · 11⤊ 1⤋
Necrophilia. -For those Of You Who do no longer understand What that's, Necrophilia Is having A Sexual charm to a corpse Or Taking In Sexual Practices With the now no longer residing people- i'd Say that would desire to be the WORST component to do at a funeral.
2016-12-09 01:36:11 · answer #2 · answered by merryman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't make jokes.
Don't say anything bad about the deceased (even if you hated them)because there will always be friends of his or her around. (It's hard but at least you stay quiet and not cause tension.)
Don't chew gum. (Or eat anything.)
Don't do your nails.
Don't wear bright clothing. (Remember, it's a sad occasion.)
Don't bring along an I-pod, MP3 Player, C-D Walkman etc... (that occasion is moment for the deceased to be focused upon.)
Don't bring any pets (even lonely rich old ladies shouldn't)
Don't read a eulogy if people know you didn't get along with the deceased.
2007-11-18 22:04:13 · answer #3 · answered by J.D.S. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
laugh.. i learned that one the hard way by getting evil looks.. cause thats how i deal with things.. i try to ignore whats going on and deal with other things n make jokes.. like not rude jokes about the funeral.. but ya
2007-11-18 19:09:50 · answer #4 · answered by Twiggy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
STAR you have to smile like the one's in the casket! Don't leave the room before the preacher finishes services. Never Yell for help! Take care! Jimmy.
2007-11-20 07:44:59 · answer #5 · answered by Jimmy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laugh
2007-11-18 21:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take bets on the next person to go
Applaud after the burial
From behind a tree at the cemetery, yell something Godly into a megaphone
Put on a stethoscope, place the chest piece on the casket, shake your head and say, "I'm sorry, he didn't make it."
Flip open the casket and run.
Fake a heart attack
Before the body is lowered, announce that the guy in the back told you he wanted to say something
Introduce yourself as "the guy who killed him".
2007-11-18 19:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by .::Annie::Oakley::. 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
You should never give the other guests dirty looks or pick a fight with someone you don't happen to like. It's not about you, and that's totally inappropriate. That, and laughing too loudly.
2007-11-19 06:09:07 · answer #8 · answered by JAS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile during pictures
Grab food during a prayer
Make tissue cranes
Make jokes
Do the Conga
Throw your driver's license in the casket
Ask," So, who's going to be next?"
2007-11-18 19:19:21 · answer #9 · answered by bgirl-illest 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heckle the speakers, or turn to the person next to you and say " What a load of lies, they all hated her" I have heard that said.
I have also heard spoken by the oldest Uncle " Here we go again"
2007-11-18 20:49:49 · answer #10 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a "LIFE--Be In It" T Shirt *
(*Life Be In It. was a keep-fit movement which started up in Australia about 10 years ago)
2007-11-18 23:17:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋