2007-11-18 17:03:28 · 16 answers · asked by ★ Vaginal Discount ★ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
batteries not included
all the best
Ian
2007-11-18 19:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1- Wash him by hand only with warm water. DO NOT TUMBLE or it may drown. He needs oxygen at all times.
2- Dry gently tapping on him with a fluffy towel. DO NOT MACHINE DRY or it may brake beyond repair.
3- Comb hair with soft brush.
4- Place a diaper on. BEWARE OF SENSITIVE AREAS.
5- Gently kiss him. ALWAYS REMEMBER: You'll never have another so beautiful baby like this one.
6- For all needs, comments or assembly, please call us by kneeling at night at: 24/7 Customer Service.
-(Thank you for shopping with us: Heaven Can Wait, specialist in perfect human babies.)-
2007-11-19 01:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Approach unit with caution, it may be shy
2) If in trouble call unit anytime
3) To recharge unit, smile at it
4) If unit appears broken, love it
5) Never, ever trade unit for all the money in the world.
6) To properly care for your unit contact your heart.
2007-11-19 01:18:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't make sudden movements or loud noises or alarm will sound. To disengage alarm offer food, money or sex.
Store above room temperature. Avoid cold temperatures at all costs.
No warranty offered:-)
2007-11-19 01:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by alara108 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be gentle -- Handle with Care. Responds best to a Kind, Gentle, Unconditional Love ... and will then cherish you for a LIFETIME.
2007-11-19 01:06:57 · answer #5 · answered by sglmom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beware, no off switch on this model!
Can be hyperactive, insane, and is always craving sex! If you can't handle having sex 22hrs a day, DO NOT TURN ME ON!!!
2007-11-19 01:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beware!
2007-11-19 01:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anji 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Handle with care!
2007-11-19 01:06:32 · answer #8 · answered by starcharlieblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say handle with care as well.
2007-11-19 01:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
keep away every 4 weeks
2007-11-19 01:07:24 · answer #10 · answered by cherub 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋