Non-religious Pope with sunny attitude and golden smile ISO compatible fiery hottie w/ demented SOH and plump juicy sausage, for fireside roasting and wrestling. Must be willing to undergo strange mating rituals i.e. public cybersmooching and a P&S wedding.
2007-11-18 16:14:55
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answered by Helen the Hellion 6
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There are three different ones I would try:
1) Anthony Spears. That's right.
2) Male, 27, Level 7 stud muffin on Yahoo! Answers with a 20% best answer rating, looking for a woman that doesn't mind a man who tends to stare into space when spoken to. OBO. That's right.
3) Male, 27, looks like John Stamos. That's right.
2007-11-18 16:10:31
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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My name is Al and I am from Arkansas. I am lookin for a woman to spend time on the porch with. She needs to be a good cook, know how to board up the windows in a storm, weed the garden, pluck a chicken, and stretch a pound of burger. A plus if she can render as I love a good lard sandwhich with mustard just like momma used to make. I am a simple guy who enjoys life's small pleasures. Aint no dinin out round here, good old home made grits are the best. Unless it is bowling night.
2016-05-24 03:40:07
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answered by ? 3
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Are you seeking excitement out of this world?
Needed: one Megalomaniacal Mutant for serious relationship w/Human moody maniac?
The titanium armor may shoot off stars of excitement!
Long walks in the Sanitarium, and when (if they ever) let me out, candlelit dinners of Beefaroni, because the Electric Company won't turn the electricity back on. I tried to make fireworks out of their main grid.
2007-11-18 16:12:15
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answered by kriend 7
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Married WF seeking Male companionship during football, basketball and hockey season as well as all night poker games, since her husband ignores her. Gay or staright. this girl just needs some attention from a man! Drinkers/ smokers okay, must not like football and must be willing to devote some time to me each day. Just to talk, wtach tv, play games go out to eat, movies plays, etc, etc.
2007-11-18 16:04:20
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answered by kaytee3212 6
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Megalomaniacal WM, seeking long-term relationship. Muat be able to diffuse a protonic nuclear device, assassinate do-gooders, and make excellent taquito's. No former damsels in distress, or other "stereo-typical" type ladies need apply. (If I want one of those, I'll send my Legions of Doom to just grab a few) Also, must be willing to help me sneak onto local Lentil Plantation on a nightly basis.
2007-11-18 18:43:25
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answered by Anonymous
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Purple princess in charge of everything purple shall receive gentleman callers who assume they are capable of filling the role of prince purple. Must have the ability to bring purple things under his control. My ideal mate must have a fantastic personality. Oh and don't take this personally, but I like my personal space as well.
Call 1-800-purple
2007-11-18 16:07:42
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answered by Princess Purple 7
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Gorgeous fuzzy ferret, loves to cuddle, take long walks, run through tunnels and watch Beastmaster. Favorite foods include Totally Ferret, Bandit treats, and Beer. Would like a serious relationship, but casual sex is doable...
2007-11-18 16:05:33
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answered by Leepal 5
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Adventurous brunette seeks partner in crime and passion to join in pursuits of random chaos, world domination, and other enticing naughtiness. Superpowers and/or impressive arsenal a plus. Inhuman stamina required.
Hmmmm… should I mention I own stock in Victoria’s Secret?
2007-11-19 08:57:58
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answered by sueflower 6
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Catch of the day! Lovely mermaid seeks fisherman who is easily ensnared by siren song. Must have own beach house.
2007-11-19 08:53:17
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answered by Anonymous
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