Got mine done on a friday, had sex saturday and sunday twice, went back to work on monday, had sex monday night.
I will admit that I did little of the motion, but sex nevertheless.
Solo would be even easier, just don't bump the nads.
The only complication I had, was me not listening when I was told not to lift anything heavy. On wednesday, I felt great, fully recovered. I lifted a few things that were not really heavy, but apperently they were. I swelled up huge, had cantaloupes for testicles.......very painful and very stupid.....do yourself a favor and listen to the doctor's advice!!!!
2007-11-18 15:34:17
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answered by Anonymous
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I had mine after our third child was born, and he turns ten next week. Short version: it's the second-best thing that ever happened to my sex life (meeting the woman I married being #1). For me, the worst thing was that I did not get the shave/prep by an oversexed redheaded nurse the way I'd always fantasized about. :-) Instead, I had two middle-aged guys talking about golf, which was vaguely disturbing considering what they were pulling, twisting and snipping. The discomfort (a highly technical medical term which means "pain that's happening to somebody other than the doctor") was really minor; I had a couple of Tylenol, an ice pack, a couple of beers and a jar of extra-hot salsa the night I had the procedure, and I was back at work the next day with a little aching. The other important factor: how long before you can test it out? When I asked the doctor, his answer was "As soon as you're no longer in enough discomfort that you feel like it." My wife conducted a quick poll of her friends whose husbands had already had vasectomies, and the consensus was "about three days." Me, I'm very competitive, so I had to try it out (gently, of course) after 33 hours. After the procedure, there was no difference in sensation, color, texture, or (so I am told) taste in the output. The sperm cells themselves make up such a small portion of the ejaculate that it's indistinguishable without looking under a microscope. The only difference is that you don't have to worry about your third child becoming a big brother or sister. (Actually... for about two weeks after the operation, my climaxes were more intense than previously, but the extra intensity faded. I reasoned that this was due to pressure from the swelling on the area where the incisions were made, and have since learned that applying pressure to the same area -- by hand, or with sex toys, specifically one of those leather straps that goes around the entire "package" -- has a similar effect as far as increasing the intensity of climax.) The other thing you need to know is that there is a period of time after the procedure during which you can still get a woman pregnant. This is because the seminal vesicles are downstream of the section of the tube that is cut, and they have many millions of sperm cells in them already. So you need to "flush" these out before you're really sterile. I've heard different suggestions, but my doctor said to wait until I'd ejaculated ten times, then submit a sample for testing to see if there were viable sperm. (Submitting the sample was odd, because it had to be delivered with 30 minutes of "harvesting," so to speak. So one morning with the assistance of my wife I produced the sample, then rushed to the lab and handed it to a goth girl behind the counter. It was definitely the most unusual way I ever presented a woman with a similar offering.) As for permanence, it IS possible to reverse the procedure, but it's a MUCH more involved process with more discomfort and a far longer recovery time. So considering the vasectomy as permanent is really the right choice. Other than that, I've had no side effects for the past ten years, and it's been a completely successful experience. In the context of a long-term monogamous relationship with a partner you trust, it basically means that ALL sex is safe sex (well, assuming you don't wake the baby, that is :-). Highly recommended.
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2016-04-14 03:27:26
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answered by Anonymous
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The only guideline is comfort. You need a certain number of ejaculations before you "clear the pipes", and you might as well get started now. Scalpel-less or non-evasive vasectomies heal quickly, and comfort is the only guideline. You will NOT pop a stitch if you ejaculated even minutes after the procedure, although it might not be too comfortable. Real experience? Lots of patients.
2007-11-18 15:21:41
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answered by mongoose 3
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2014-09-11 06:20:05
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answered by Anonymous
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2016-02-15 06:16:47
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answered by ? 3
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That should be plenty of time. When I got mine I was masturbating by the second day. There was a little discomfort but not enough to keep me from it.
2007-11-18 16:19:02
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answered by Solo 6
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It depends on whether your doctor has a private recovery room or not. Knock yourself out, you'll be fine.
2007-11-19 02:14:47
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answered by steve.c_50 6
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2007-11-18 15:12:39
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answered by antoine r 2
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