Our housetrained pet has gotten too big and has destroyed our toilet.
2007-11-18 14:33:41 · 12 answers · asked by Cap'n Cheney 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
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2007-11-18 14:34:01 · update #1
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2007-11-18 14:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Bison are not like cattle (which do make good pets) in that they are considered wild and dangerous animals. That doesn't mean you couldn't explore the idea of a bison as a pet. BUT you would have to do a lot of research as to their needs insofar as pens/pasture, shelter, feed, etc. Also, you should probably look not only into zoning - which would be similar to owning a cow or horse - but also special wildlife permits. I would suggest you contact your state and federal departments of natural resources and the interior. Plus, if you're a member of one of the first nations tribes there may be significant religious/cultural implications surrounding keeping a bison as a pet. Check that out too. Finally, contact your local Zoo. I would bet that you could "adopt" a bison - which means you donate $$ toward its upkeep - which would entitle you to call that particular bison "your pet."
2016-05-24 03:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bow to bonsai bobby for locating a bison toilet. I can't top that one.
Namaste
2007-11-18 15:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by Peace Yo 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I highly commend a chinese squat toilet suite for your bison. It's more natural anyway.
2007-11-18 14:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The Home Bison sells their own line of toilet seats just for this reason. The Vice-President has a standing order for a new one every six weeks.
***well, he did anyway.................until he shot his beloved bison in the face***
EDIT: LOL @ BB! Who woulda thunk it!? (((BB)))
2007-11-18 14:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by I Love Lucy 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
WELL, I potty-trained mine to just squat over the the toilet...you must be doing something wrong...don't you know you are supposed to keep them in the living room of a double-wide!!! SOME PEOPLE..!!
2007-11-18 14:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by Epiphany 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
LOL @ Bobby, and what he found!!!!
The things people come up with...
How very funny, this question and the answers!! :)
2007-11-19 22:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by Moon :) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only one I know with that answer is Chief SQUATNDROPIT.
2007-11-18 23:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
We taught ours to use a litter box.
Okay, it USED to be our swimming pool, but still --
2007-11-18 14:41:56 · answer #9 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
What cha doin with my Daddy???? Come home, Daddy!!!!
2007-11-18 14:40:19 · answer #10 · answered by HillbillyHannah 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
yowzers man! Is that your SON??
no.... the one on the LEFT
2007-11-18 14:36:38 · answer #11 · answered by Snidely Whiplash 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋