...and the Yamster busted in, teeth gnarled in a grisly sneer, and took a bite out of my Sausage Hat!!
So, anyway, I'm sitting on him now, and I think he's stopped breathing.
What should I do with the body?
2007-11-18 14:32:22 · 70 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yamster sausage, Buk
2007-11-18 14:48:52 · answer #1 · answered by richfraga 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Finally they turned on the real light bulb welcome to my
Sight can you tell us please do you like this new DAY LIGHT SAVINGS TIME [oooops]
Capitilizing again as its kind of so Expensive and such a waste
cause its dark out here with these new Modern day night bulbs,
& its almost 8 A,M,
I would Take the Idea and Stuff More Lightning in them.
Or throw a bucket of Water and make it Sparkle !
Cause its sure dark around Here
the sun is still behind the clouds
AS rain before the clouds but Well Come !!
you just fell into the box of MY World.!
2007-11-18 23:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut off the head and put it outside on a stick to warn the other Yamsters to stay away!
2007-11-18 14:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by alskater02 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a bunch of marshmallows on top of it, heat it in the oven at 375 for a few minutes and you will have your candied yamster for Thanksgiving.
2007-11-18 17:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't you have the Sausage casing machine and the Sausage grinder handy? Add some spices too!
2007-11-18 16:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make it into a new sausage hat
2007-11-18 14:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either sell it to one of those restaurants that specialise in serving up roadkill OR leave it pinned to your hat as a warning to the next one.
2007-11-18 21:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HMMMM...... Thanksgiving is coming up & you're happy that you're sitting on the Yamster .... so either way I say the critter is at the table on Thursday ....... frozen guest or warmed appetizer ... is your choice
2007-11-18 15:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful, he could very well be faking it. I would suggest hitting him a few times with the nearest blunt object, tying him up, and deep frying the little fudger. I call the legs. Oh, wait....damn canniballistic tendencies.
2007-11-18 16:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by Damn Sarge 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if i've ruined my laptop spraying beer all over it, you'll owe me a new one.
make a cap out of it. it will keep your head warm in the winter.
fry up his innards. yamster tastes just like chicken.
Y!A will never miss him, they never see anything else.
2007-11-18 16:18:12 · answer #10 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋