Garden gnomes are UGLY as SIN, after all!!!
2007-11-18 14:18:02 · 13 answers · asked by grapefruit 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
then be grateful
2007-11-18 14:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! If the bison eat an infected gnome, they will come down with gnome-onia! Keep them out of your garden!
2007-11-18 15:45:01 · answer #2 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could try keeping a dragon as a pet. But I think they might be inclined to eat tomatoes too. So if you feel your tomatoes are worth the trouble you could build a tall strong fence with barbed wire or electric charge - for whatever defense it might offer against tough-skinned and hairy beasts. Or you could just get a comfortable chair and admire the buffaloes. I believe they're rare. And with climate change they could become even rarer, so, as with most things, it's best to enjoy what you can while you can.
2016-04-04 21:41:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better watch those garden gnomes.........if those bison show up in your yard after midnight the gnomes will turn them into fertilizer!
2007-11-18 14:22:59 · answer #4 · answered by I Love Lucy 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
old garden gnomes are also very valuable, you bette go squeeze the bison and get it back, then list it on ebay ;)
2007-11-18 14:21:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Grateful. Defs.
2007-11-18 15:01:25 · answer #6 · answered by Jeff S Go Zags! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I new you wuz a man 'o kulture! Yer own gnomes! Iz yer cement pond shaped like a gnome like they sez?
2007-11-18 14:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that gnomes have secret powers... but shhhh - even I"M not suppose to know that!!!
2007-11-18 14:24:05 · answer #8 · answered by Snidely Whiplash 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Keep them in your closet and then when the bisen come into your bedroom shoot them with a rifle and make a nice fur coat.
2007-11-18 14:26:35 · answer #9 · answered by Lindsey 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i'd be grateful if my neighbors had bison!
2007-11-18 14:21:09 · answer #10 · answered by pbJ 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Greatful...You don't want "Mad Bison" disease.
2007-11-18 14:22:52 · answer #11 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋