I'm SO MAD over this, I could JUST SPIT!
2007-11-18 13:56:45 · 12 answers · asked by grapefruit 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Bison make good pets. Can keep them in the living room, even.
2007-11-18 14:03:43 · answer #1 · answered by Cap'n Cheney 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You could try keeping a dragon as a pet. But I think they might be inclined to eat tomatoes too. So if you feel your tomatoes are worth the trouble you could build a tall strong fence with barbed wire or electric charge - for whatever defense it might offer against tough-skinned and hairy beasts. Or you could just get a comfortable chair and admire the buffaloes. I believe they're rare. And with climate change they could become even rarer, so, as with most things, it's best to enjoy what you can while you can.
2007-11-18 16:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you spit around the tomatoes it keeps the bisons away.
2007-11-18 14:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by TTC 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! If the bison eat an infected gnome, they will come down with gnome-onia! Keep them out of your garden!
2016-05-24 03:18:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, where the heck do you live with bisons?
yeah, fences.
2007-11-18 14:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by mereMERE521 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Bring them in, and show them some love. They willl quickly forget about that that tomatoes...
2007-11-19 23:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by Moon :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drag your piano out to the garden and play "swanee river" a few times... that ought to make the varmints skeedaddle
2007-11-18 14:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by Snidely Whiplash 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Wet Paint sign on the fence....if that fails...Land Mines.
2007-11-18 14:10:19 · answer #8 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Make them into buffalo burgers.
2007-11-18 15:41:57 · answer #9 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
build a fence and put an small electrical charge to it.
2007-11-18 13:59:55 · answer #10 · answered by stockwomanmich 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋