Male or Female?

Question

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:



FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.




PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.




TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated




HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.




SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.




WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.




TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.




EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMERS: Male, because in

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Answer 1

URINALS: Are alpha male, because they don't take crap from anyone.

TABLE LAMPS: Male, because they're easy to turn-on and can be totally ignored, just by closing your eyes.

BUSES: Definitely female. because they don't come for ages , then it's three in succession.

SLOW COOKERS: Female, because you can leave them for hours to make your meals.

Answer 2

It may be his fantasy is only MFM and he has no interest in a FMF. But you have ask him not us. But on another note, you have to be prepared for it. Even though he may never want a FMF the door has to be open for it to happen. We've known many couples that only play FMF because the husband has issues with other men and his wife, and although their wife is bi and love it too, eventually they begin to feel like they are getting the short end of the stick because well, they are bi and they would love another man be in the mix now and then. They eventually stop swinging because hubby's insecurities and thus jealousy make it no fun. So you do have to be prepared that eventually he may ask for it, and since you have yours he should be able to get his. Swinging is the great equalizer in a relationship. If one or the other of you is not comfortable with this than you two, as a couple, are not ready to explore sexual fantasies that include others than just you two. Give it more time, talk and talk and talk about it until you are comfortable, or just keep it between you two. In swinging, the couple is always the most important thing... not the outside sex. After reading many of the other responses I can see you are only getting opinions here and not any real advice. And from personal experience, those with the most opinions usually have the fewest facts to base them on. For some honest, open, and objective information about threesomes and swinging please check-out The Swingers Board forum. There you'll hear (for free) from those thinking about swinging (like you), those that have just started, and veteran swingers alike.

Answer 3

Cat Litter Boxes: Definitely male, because they're usually full of -----. Gotcha' Father!

Answer 4

The only one I will disagree with you is the photocopier. I do not need time to warm up.

Answer 5

Wow, i needed a good laugh, thanks!





Halftime IS Gametime!!!

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Answer 6

Very nice Father! I'm not a religious person but I would go to your church if you preach like this :)

Answer 7

what happen rev.,looks like it fliped a flub,over &over again,but it does seem quite interesting,an to the point

Answer 8

Thats funny...
Egg timers you say Naughty boy.....

Answer 9

Not sure of the question but some of these were funny.

Answer 10

LOL, what the heck? Wow, that is creative! XD