What is your favorite "misfortune" cookie statement?

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I have found the fortune cookies entertaining at best, but misfortune cookies are a scream. do you have a favorite?

2007-11-18 12:55:34 · 3 answers · asked by Dr weasel 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys

That wasn't chicken.

2007-11-18 12:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by WilmaF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

The chef hocked a loogie in your food

2007-11-18 13:39:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

"You may be hungry soon. Order a takeout NOW."

"That wasn't chicken."

"Nice tie, dickweed!"

2007-11-18 12:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by Jack C. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋