Big problems with My Wife.....?

Question

How do I get her to be more quiet when she's getting ready for work..
we have the shower, blow dryer, then the dang hair spray smell, the shoes, the perfume..C'MON !!
I'm sleeping..
I have enough problems of my own..
I took a few years off from work to catch up on "being me"..
we are late on the rent..credit card people calling night and day and my wife thinks I can do all this on no sleeep.
then she gets home..loud as an OX and changes uniforms for night shift work.

I'm at my end.
Did I marry a loser or what?


ya think she would find a better paying job.

Answer 1

Did you marry a loser? Oh come on. Has your wife ever quit her job so that she can work on "BEING HER"? She is working not one but TWO jobs and you are going to call her a loser. You need to go and look in the mirror and then get up off your A** and help your wife make some money to pay off the bills. SLACKER!!!!!!

Answer 2

Is this a joke? You are not working and she is working two jobs and she is keeping you awake? It sounds like you need a little kids room of your own so you can sleep in like an infant - which is apparently what "being you" is all about. When I have not been working, I have done all I could to support my husband by making breakfast and being ready with coffee to talk to him before he leaves (yes, then I did catch a little more sleep) and then I did the work around the house and made dinner for him when he got home - that is what any spouse should be doing while their significant other is paying the bills. Night shift? Do you get your sorry self up to rub her feet when she gets home? I think it is time you went back to work, she doesn't need a child, she needs a man.

Answer 3

I hope this is a joke, and not a real question. She's working two jobs....and what are you doing? Going to school, taking care of the kids? I'm a stay at home dad, and my wife wakes me doing those same things in the morning, it just helps me get a jump start on my day, and get breakfast ready for the kids....If this isn't a joke, do the girl a favor, and find her a GOOD HUSBAND, then get out of the way so she can be happy.

Answer 4

OK this has to be one of those fake questions cause how could anyone type this and not notice the obvious? Yes you married a LOSER just go look in the mirror and you see the LOSER. I just had to play along though for the 2 points.

Answer 5

Hello she is doing 2 jobs....I didn't see where you said you were working....You took a few years off to find you HELLO!! You need to find a better paying job and, help out on the bills....

Answer 6

Sound to me as if your priority's are all messed up. Your the head of your family but you've layed down on the job. It is also your responsibility to help supply for you family. What happened. You have no reason to be upset with her. She the one going to work not you. Be quite. Show her respect.

Answer 7

you get no sympathy from me pal...you choose to be with her in the first place and then let her walk all over you..she treats you like a doormat be a man and put her in her place..you need time to find yourself and she doesn't respect that..the occasional slap should teach her the respect that your due..dont put up with it a moment longer show her who is boss

Answer 8

You are an amazing person to put up with such non-sense. To think...she is working...two jobs...and thinks she can just make as much noise as she wants while you sit on your azz!! You are a better man than I am...

Answer 9

You are the one who married the ox. What does that say about you?

Your big problems are with yourself and your expectations. Please divorce you beautiful wife as soon as possible so that another man who appreciates her can sweep her off here feet.

Good luck,

Answer 10

Boy aren't you a selfish SOB
Why don't you get off your rear and work?

Oh wait- nice fake Question!