What is the EASIEST way to get EXPELLED from SCHOOL?

Question

easiestor safest possible way so i don't have to endure the "F3c@L m@tt3r" PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP!!!

WITHOUT hurting anyone or myself EVER.

Something so they will never let me go back to this horrific school ever again? please help me I must know this stuff NOW or I am totally going to be in school heck for another year!!

Answer 1

PULL THE FIRE ALARM

Answer 2

I couldn't stand high school. However, I realized just quiting was about the worst thing I could have done, outside of hurting myself or getting expelled. My solution was to finish early. By testing out of classes & completing graduation requirements as quickly as I could, I was done with everything @ halfway through my junior year. If that solution wouldn't work for you, just grow up & walk out. Why do you need to be so passive aggressive & have an excuse to leave? If you can't take a stand for what you want now, then you aren't ready for the living he11 the real world can be.

Answer 3

Ummm.... I don't think that's a good idea. You have your future ahead of you, and other schools might not let you in.
but if you must....

option 1: Start screaming horrible things at teacher. She sends you to the principal. Scream at the principal.

option 2: Skip school everyday. Then skip detention. Show up at school during OSS. Skip ISS.

option 3: Destroy school property while the teacher is watching.

option 4: Break all dresscode rules. (SUUPER short skirt, extremely showy shirt, lime green hair, whatever.) When they send you to the nurse to change, then go back to your locker and get MORE broken dresscode clothes to change into. If they send you home, just show up like that everyday.

That's all I can think of.

But.... I still won't recommend doing it!!!!!

Answer 4

I would just sit down with the administration and show them your post on Y!A. That should do it (and mention that you would never do any of the crazy suggestions, that they were too strange even for you). And please, don't do anything that you will regret later, just go talk to them and be reasonable and rational. In life, if you are reasonable, rational and intelligent, everything is negotiable, get to know their position (they are require to insure you get an education, but they don't want incorrigible or totally unhappy students there), but once you do something stupid, your ability to negotiate goes way down. So seriously, go to your guidance counselor and see what kind of deal you can make.

Answer 5

Do not take tho is way out. You are making a big mistake that you will be sorry for, for many years to come.

Answer 6

Call in a bogus bomb threat, or show up with a loaded 12-gauge and a list of students/teachers.

You'll get expelled for sure, but you'll probably also be admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

Which is essentially the same as school. Your call.

Answer 7

just dont go, if you skip enough most schools will kick you out... or you could try to get someone to search your locker while you have banned matirials in it but skipping works better... can i ask why though?

Answer 8

Pull your pants down in the cafeteria and run around.

Answer 9

the easiest way i think is dont do your homework, dont enter class, cut class, or just stay outside the class when you're classmates are already in the room. try violating school rules that will make them force to expel you.

Answer 10

TAKE A CRAP ON THE PRINCIPLES DESK

Answer 11

ask to go to another school
do not do anything stupid because then it will be on your record........