Window or frontdoor or other? I am not sure. Should I go to bed or sleep on the couch or other? Help!!!!
2007-11-18 12:17:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Guys don't be mean. I just wanted some advice but apparently all you guys can think about is insulting me which hurts my feelings. =( Be good people and maybe others will be good to you. So anyone have any other advice on how I can cheat on my wife with being caught because she is getting a bit suspicious and I need some help.
2007-11-18 12:38:14 · update #1
Blow the horn, ring the doorbell, and stand on the front porch banging a drum. That way me and my boys will know you're home and WE can leave through the window.
2007-11-18 12:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by Captain S 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Wow, just wow. What is wrong with you? May as well give my honest opinion.....
-Back door since usually tiles are near front door so it will be quieter. Look for carpeted areas so your feet don't make loud sounds.
-Head straight for the shower and if your wife wakes up just tel her you had been sleeping on the couch.
lol I wouldn't know but i think that sounds like a smart plan right? If you want an even smarter plan follow these instructions:
- Get a life
- Don't cheat on your wife.
They rhyme so it should be easy to remember. Good bye =)
2007-11-18 12:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by GL 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you call a lawyer 1st thing in the morning. You will need to figure out a whole lot more than how to go about sneaking back in the house after your wife finds out. Heck, you may not even have a house after your wifes attorney gets a hold of you!
quit sneaking and just get a divorce, save the drama.
2007-11-18 12:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by grapelady911 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol i live with my brother. And i tryed to sneek out only to get caught by him lol jeez was i in alot of troubel that day. Well my advice is to sleep at a friends then you can go out whenever you want or give your dog a treat so he/she wont bark and crawl out the window. Try to be as quiet as possible lol. Its NOT fun being caught as you will suffer the consiquences lol. Good luck Hope my help worked
2016-05-24 03:01:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best thing to do is to face up to your fears, take responsibility for your actions, and confess.
The only other option is to live the rest of your life feeling lonely, guilty, and afraid. Afraid of intimacy, afraid of commitment, afraid of real love, afraid of communication, afraid of ever really getting close to other people.... Most of all, being constantly afraid of getting "found out."
If people could really understand how much infidelity hurts themselves and their loved ones, they would never do so....
~W.O.M.B.A.T.
2007-11-18 12:29:22 · answer #5 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should sneak in thru an open (unlocked) window, and don't go to bed (she'll smell the other woman on you for sure).. Sneak in thru the window furthest away from the bedroom.
2007-11-18 12:21:54 · answer #6 · answered by Joe M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Obviously it depends on the layout of your house.
I mean, if your get busted coming in through the window your screwed cause she will know 100% you have been doing something dodgy.
I say use the front door, cause then at least if you are caught at a crazy time you can at least make up an excuse.
(hey i gave good advise and i get thumbs down!)
2007-11-18 12:19:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The best way is to stop cheating on your partner and then there won't be any need to ask such questions.
You should ashamed of yourself. If you continue she will eventually get to know and it will ruin you realtionship and adversly affect both your lifes.
2007-11-18 12:22:50 · answer #8 · answered by Dazanix 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
shower first no soap or deoderant then straight through the front door take a beer before arriving and thats all she can smell and if she does quiz you act a little drunk and say you were with he boys..worked for me for years my wife even thought I ad a bit of a drink problem
2007-11-18 12:32:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you said, ("Be good people and maybe others will be good to you. So anyone have any other advice" ) But you want to know how to cheat on your wife??? why don't you be good to her.
2007-11-18 13:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋