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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
fuckin' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

2007-11-18 11:37:02 · 22 answers · asked by ♥cardanja♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

LMAO that is so funny, going to show my hubby this incase he wants to buy me the same sort of ring.

2007-11-18 11:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Diamonds are a girls best friend followed closely by chocolate.

2007-11-18 11:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by Mr 5 · 0 0

It relies upon on the lady. we are all distinctive. Me in my opinion. My popular is a crimson ruby. not the crimson ones you notice at present interior the save. they are very uncommon and annoying back for the time of. It additionally is going alongside with ladies desiring a large diamond. back not all ladies do. i admire the small, dainty ones.

2016-09-29 11:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Diamond rings are great as the pooh doesn't tend to stick! x

2007-11-19 01:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no coz females are moody, last moody girlfriend I got was dumped, soz but if you were my wife you would have you signing divorce papers. My view is why should I live with your issues

2007-11-18 11:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by wally 1 · 0 0

Ha Ha love maybe you will get your diamond now.

2007-11-18 23:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky Man 2 7 · 0 0

Muhahahaha!

Nothing says I love you like a big scratch on the face from the real thing..........

2007-11-18 11:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes,

and dog is mans best friend.

2007-11-18 11:40:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I always thought the guy who buys them are a girl's best friend....lol....

2007-11-18 11:42:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, a girls best friends are chocolate and a vibrator.

2007-11-18 11:41:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

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