It's early 2009. I am dressed in an orange jump suit standing in a long line at some re education camp. I am staring at my government issued healthcare card that tells me they can get me in for a pap smear in 14 months. The fat lady at the front of the line whispers 'It's free honey, take it. You don't have to work for it - she is giving it to you". I just nod my head terrified of the German Shepards growling at me. 'It Takes a Village' is being read over the PA system and giant pictures of Fräulein Clinton block out what remains of the day. It's cold, very cold.....fade to black.......
2007-11-18 10:30:41 · 18 answers · asked by PNAC ~ Penelope 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Stop please!...You're scarring me.
2007-11-18 10:37:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Penny I am sooo happy you had that dream AGAIN I had a similar dream,,,, maybe we dreamed together.... In my dream I was the Govt. OB GYN I didnt get paid much ,, but I got ten bucks a pop for a pap.... But I was fast and did 20 an hour on a good day.. so I just came out of my office .... wiping my speculum on my smock and asked the fat lady (Martha is her name ) who is that young lady and why is she looking sad ? Martha said you had to wait for a pap.........for 14 months ...................... I said Martha ................ Bring that young girl over here...
we're going to buy that girl a beer
thats not all we're going to do,,,,, she going to get her pap test too..........
everybody in the waiting room started laughing and singing some old Jimmy Buffett song ....... made me so happy brought a tear to my eye........................
You got a pap and a tube of Vagasil ......... then I woke up and you were gone
2007-11-18 11:24:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You must be utterly hopeless to have such a vision for the future, seek therapy immediately ! Only upon completion of said therapy should you undertake any action requiring cognitive thought to include but not limited to voting...
2007-11-18 10:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by J-MaN 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Penelope, you dear misguided girl. Don't you know that Hillary wants the best for us?
People don't really understand the exciting new direction Hillary wants to take our government. Therefore, once elected she will issue everyone a small book. People will be expected to read this book and know each and every line. In order to make it easy to find, it will be red, and will be small enough to fit in your pocket.
Do you really know the philosophy and wisdom of GWB? No, probably you don't. However, Hillary is going to solve vexing problems like that for us. In order to encourage people to know the teachings of our new, great leader, Hillary may enact a law that police can arrest us for failing to present our copy of the book on demand. We should know her quotes as well as the pledge of allegiance. Speaking of which, since "under God" is such a controversial line, perhaps it will be replaced with "under Hillary". I would welcome such a change. Why should we give such devotion to a god that science can't even prove exists? This supposed "god" doesn't supply us with free health care like manna from heaven. Only Hillary provides such limitless bounty for us.
Hillary believes that no one is evil, and she takes great compassion on those who, out of ignorance, oppose her. She benevolent nature is unmatched. Rather than hating her detractors, she just believes they are not concentrating enough on the issues. Hence, Hillary will send her opponents to special camps where everyone will have all the time they need to concentrate on the virtues of her politics.
Can anyone come up with a name for these camps where we can all concentrate? I'm sure Hillary would appreciate it.
2007-11-18 10:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Please, Hillary Clinton is the least socialist of all the Democratic candidates running, despite what conservatives keep trying to portray her as. She's an ex-Republican and an elitist whose only concerns are getting to power and continuing business "as usual" and will only be more of the same. She is, however, more in tune with the totalitarian kind of nightmare many neocons wish the US would become.
Now that you mention it though.... I think I had the same dream about a neocon-controlled America...
2007-11-18 10:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by Frank 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
didn't u ask this question like a week and half ago and week before that.i say u should go see a therapist because u may have schizophrenia with paranoia displayed in ur dreams
2007-11-18 10:48:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
that's crazy I had one dream where i was trying to dig into the ground for some reason...like make a bomb shelter, but i constantly had to go back indoors because of this crazy typhoon wind that kept picking up every 5 minutes.
2007-11-18 10:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes you should. and you should stop eating pepperoni pizza just before bed. ...and maybe you should make this into a video.
on another note, although we very seldom agree, politically, there is something i admire about you, miss. (but please don't ask what, 'cause i'm not sure i have an answer). that said, i did, kinda, sorta, like your 360 thingy. please accept my contribution. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq8aopATYyw make no mistake, i will vote for her (if i have to) before any repuglycan running.
2007-11-18 10:45:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. That is the future in American if the Socialist Hillary is elected. No free thinking. We will be giving up our freedom in exchange for free medical care. What a nightmare.
2007-11-18 10:41:48 · answer #9 · answered by Mother 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
WOW what a nightmare. I sure hope that Dream does not come true.Hilliary would be a Big Joke if people would take a real good look at her.
2007-11-18 10:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Mel 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Yes you should and if they offer me a pap smear i am really going to be concerned.
2007-11-18 10:36:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋