Star if you liked it
Once there lived twin brothers named Jack and Jim. Jack was married and Jim was single, but the proud owner of a dilapidated old boat.Disaster struck an the same day. Jack's wife died and Jim's boat sank.A few days later Jim met a friend on the street who mistook him for Jack and offered his sympathies saying:
"You must feel really terrible."
"Oh, not really, she was an old wreck from the beginning.Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like dead fish. For the first time I got into her, she made water faster than anything I have ever seen. There was a bad crack in her back and a pretty big hole in the front. The hole got bigger each time I used her and she leaked like crazy, but what finnished her was these five guys I know who borrowed her. I told them she was no good, but they said they would take a chance with her anyhow. So I rented her out, then these crazy fools tried to get into her all at once, and it was to much for her. She cracked right in the middle..."
At this, the friend FAINTED.
2007-11-18 10:14:57 · 52 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No, wasn't that funny
2007-11-18 10:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Funny
2007-11-20 22:45:37 · answer #2 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BEAUTIFUL!! nice one its really funny and freshed me up?!
what a coincident that jack and jim share everything but in a different way???
2007-11-20 18:30:10 · answer #3 · answered by A's 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHILD you must be the can of 3+1 Oil
21 yrs of life in the motors of Mechanics
THANK god I never fell into Pot Hole Country
where you were Raised And thanks too
that it NEVER dammed on me to Drive
That Suicidal Disrespect in the Manual
learning's of your Disastrous Idea's
2007-11-19 00:22:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one
2007-11-18 11:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by Debi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it did bring a smile. Yeah i like the joke.
Awesome! a star for u
2007-11-21 08:18:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good story well worth the star
2007-11-20 22:45:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's still funny.
2007-11-20 22:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by holly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was pretty funny. I'm giving you a star
2007-11-18 10:18:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
ya that was pretty funny...but a little darkish nasty humor,....don't you think? sounds to me like us females get used quite a bit.
2007-11-19 07:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by XD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes rotflmao (Rolling on the floor laughing my a**e off)
2007-11-18 10:18:16 · answer #11 · answered by Dave Computer Cleaner 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋