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The hostess served crackers and cheese
2007-11-18 04:00:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
The hostess served crackers and cheese
her aim for her guests was to please
but in all her haste
she forgot to taste
and her hors d'oeuvres tasted like peas.
2007-11-18 09:38:18 · answer #1 · answered by Trina™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The hostess served crackers and cheese
She was also quite the tease
She would bend and bump
Hitting the men with her rump
While showing her beautiful knees
2007-11-18 17:24:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The hostess served crackers and cheese
And she loved dishes such as these
A bite here and there
Besides who would care
At the toilet she's now on her knees
2007-11-19 03:09:12 · answer #3 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The hostess served crackers and cheese
At a wake for some drunken old geeze
Much to their surprise
The corpse opened his eyes
And said, one more brewsky before I go please?
2007-11-18 20:36:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even though I begged her please
Don't serve such a violent meal
Dont you know how it makes me feel
With my stomach, I'm afraid to sneeze!
2007-11-18 20:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋