...Now you feel the cramp, but your mind says "No, no way, not here, not in this traffic...." But your stomach says something very, very different "Oh yes, right here, right now, in the pants"
What do you say?
2007-11-18 03:06:24 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol. Poop happens. I am pulling over on the side of the road, I don't care who sees. I am not pooping in my car or in my pants.
2007-11-18 12:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, no I don't. And by the way, I don't see any connection between religion and spirituality, a Chinese Buffet with orange chicken and Angelina Jolie.
2016-05-24 02:14:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the car and run like hell to the nearest toilet. Or make peace with crapping your pants and get ready to replace the drivers seat of the car. All the steam cleaning in the world will never fix it, just replace it.
2007-11-18 10:44:35 · answer #3 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't even think of what I'd do. Thank goodness I don't eat at those chinese buffets after some pictures I saw.
2007-11-18 12:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK.... i think it is best that you just put the sponge and bucket down....... cross over the road back over to the "drop in centre" and use the toilet there...... in the future i suggest that you refrain from trying to clean peoples windscreens in such heavy traffic as the fumes can be quite hazardous........ and oh.... stop pretendin you have a car *rolls eyes*
2007-11-18 03:43:40 · answer #5 · answered by SHARKY Xl 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I always wondered what a person would do. We got stuck in non moving traffic after a wreck(not us) while driving to Florida.Two hours of just sitting in your car.What is your only option?
2007-11-18 03:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Look for a brown bag in the car
2007-11-18 09:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by Sir Joey the 3rd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look to the person in the car next to you, roll your window down, and give them a nice, long, warm, knowing SMILE.
2007-11-18 03:30:53 · answer #8 · answered by Kentucky Dave 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I say, "listen, stomach, you too butt - I'm runnin' this show. Get it together, do I look amused? There's a hotel on the next exit, remember? You remember, butt."
See you after the Y!A "black-out" ... maybe...
2007-11-18 03:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.......my car's down now. I would hope I was in my son's truck, as he has a porta potty in there. If I were in my daughter's smashed up Caddie, I'd be $ out of luck......
2007-11-18 13:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋