Jokes
2007-11-18 01:58:39 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
And what would you rather have them do? Ring bicycle bells?
Sash.
2007-11-18 02:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by sashtou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reason why COWS GO MOO is because they have trouble getting their tongue around saying the letter N. If it weren't for this unfortunate speech impediment we'd understand that they were trying to say MOON (hence the endless repetition of MOO, MOO, MOO).
Cows, or COSMOCOWS as they prefer to be known, have been exploring the lunar surface for years. Their hooves are perfectly adapted to the dusty lunar surface and COSMOCOWS have learnt to use their ears as stabilisers. The surface can be somewhat tricky to traverse but a quick flick of the tail can correct a slip of the hoof.
Everyone knows the MOON is made of CHEESE and that the cow JUMPED over the MOON but few are aware that today a herd of about 6,000 COSMOCOWS live on the GREEN crater, close to the Mendeleev crater on the FAR SIDE. They are quite independent and wander around looking for things to chew.
From time to time, they encounter strange and interesting objects. Flags left by humans make excellent SCRATCHING POSTS. Leisure interests include GOLF and racing the LUNAR ROVER.
2007-11-18 02:07:30 · answer #2 · answered by danzo101uk 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
All mammals converse in some form or other.The reason their vocabulary is not as broad as humans has more to do with the shape of the larynx than the lack of ability.If you observe them closely you will find a variation in delivery dependant on the circumstances at the time.Properly just as well we can't understand or we may be told to go elsewhere for our daily pint.
2007-11-18 02:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by Sisyphus 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
because they are Moo cows
2007-11-18 02:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by Kevleeds 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some women moo to.
2007-11-18 02:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
cos they got nothin better to do than stand around eat grass an ****
2007-11-18 02:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by kaliox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The have trouble with their tongue saying the letter n. They are trying to say moon.
2007-11-18 02:02:36 · answer #7 · answered by molly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
imagine cow says : hello!
2007-11-18 02:02:53 · answer #8 · answered by bunbun 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because it feels so goooooooooood
2007-11-18 02:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they'd sound a bit silly saying woof now wouldn't they?
2007-11-18 02:01:38 · answer #10 · answered by lilmissdisorganised 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋