I classify farts into these catagories:
1) Thip
2) Thap
3) Thud
4) Thunder
5) SBD or SBV (Silent but deadly , or silent but violent)
Does anyone else do this? I classify mine by sound. Do you classify yours some other way? By smell (Burnt rubber, popcorn, rotten egg)? By potentcy (Room clearer, eye waterer)?
2007-11-18 01:38:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
wild:
It's too late. I have been married fifteen years. See what marriage does to a man?
2007-11-18 01:42:29 · update #1
whats wrong is this question???
2007-11-18 01:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by MissMonk 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I admit regrettably that I have done this on some occasions in crowded classrooms, years ago. Usually for me, though, the most important thing is identifying the perpetrator.
Do you spend a lot of time being bored in conference halls or what?
2007-11-18 01:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by Iriath Zhul 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The sad part about this is that you're probably a 40-year-old virgin who lives with his mother. I believe we stopped "classifying farts" at age 8. Get a life!
2007-11-18 01:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by Tanner 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Might make a good doctoral thesis, but where would you publish it. Of course with this administation you could try for a grant from homeland security under Biological Warfare.
2007-11-18 01:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by JJ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife is usually the one who classifies them, and most of the time the term used is ' disgusting' . Myself, I just assume that farting is something us guys do. Like, it's the nature of the beast !
2007-11-18 02:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by gambleb54 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, mine have been described by others, most popular descriptions, more or less in order of how close to me they were at the time:
gagger
sbd
toxic cloud
gut twister
mustard gas
2007-11-21 11:49:46 · answer #6 · answered by Karen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2007-11-18 01:41:33 · answer #7 · answered by Boo Boo Head 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
loud but proud
and silent but violent
so classify by sound, and not by olfactory offence
2007-11-18 01:42:02 · answer #8 · answered by steven s 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! That's very funny!! When I fart... I don't actually classify it...but I do smell it right after to make sure that I am not killing other people! hahaha!!
2007-11-18 01:42:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yup, we all have our own ways of classifying. I also use the "knocking maggots off a gut wagon" as the worst.
2007-11-18 01:43:59 · answer #10 · answered by fafwey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No its not wrong
but it is weird!
And no
I dont do that
if I did I would
call myself weird
so don't take it
personally okay?
2007-11-18 01:42:37 · answer #11 · answered by Pallavolo Girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋