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I'm pretty sure I get abducted by aliens every night. I mean the extraterrestrial kind, of course. Do you?

2007-11-17 19:54:55 · 9 answers · asked by Hanasays 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

9 answers

Where do they take you? How do you know? and Can I come too?

2007-11-17 19:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by megalomaniac 7 · 2 0

I only get abducted by illegal aliens. Every night, they come into my house, grab me, stuff me in the trunk of their low-rider, take me to the parking lot of the Home Depot and feed me oranges.
Sometimes, they just choke me in the shower like Rob Schneider.

2007-11-18 03:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yea, but most of the time i fend them off with a golf club. they always come back with new surprises. just last night they brought stun rays, but i was ready for them behind the door.

2007-11-18 03:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by ktownfarmboy 5 · 1 0

no joke dude!! FYI in DC, last week they had a hugh committee. with 7 different countries, to ask the government it's time to tell us all, what the ...... is happening, we all see them.

2007-11-18 04:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

oh totally.
every single night.

and then they plant fake dreams into our minds to make us forget about their kidnapping.

2007-11-18 03:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by mh.shine 5 · 0 0

I wonder what they do when they abduct you...

2007-11-18 03:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by YaoYao D 5 · 0 0

No but I would love to be.

2007-11-18 04:00:33 · answer #7 · answered by LADY WITH AN ATTITUDE 6 · 0 0

no....but if they came..i will soo point them over to my stupid neighbors house.

2007-11-18 03:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by questa_luvs_you 2 · 1 0

nope...not that i recall

2007-11-18 03:56:57 · answer #9 · answered by Insomniac 4 · 0 0

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