The mistress wants to see my wife. Can you HELP?

Question

She doesn't want to talk to my wife, she just wants to observe her to "learn more about what I like in my women."

HELP ME, solve this dilemma. How can I cleverly arrange it so that the two are in the same place without my wife being aware of her?

Hmmm....I never looked at it that way before. Maybe she does mean to do more than just "observe" my wife.

Answer 1

dude, get a life and quit whoring around. Your wife deserves better than you. I hope you get caught red handed!!!!

Answer 2

For starters, you should not be involved in such foolishness. You should have gotten all of these types of activities out of your system before you got married. Second, your mistress is a lunatic. She's actually trying to do one of two things: get rid of your wife (physically make her disappear) or make you leave your wife. As far as solving the actual dilemma, it won't work out anyway. Body language tells on you. Your mistress is not actually looking to learn about what you like in women. She's trying to get her foot in that hole in your marriage. Why would you want to have your wife and mistress in the same place at the same time anyway. Did it ever occur to you that she may just decide to get up and have that " I'm involved with your husband" conversation with your wife. There is no lie that you can tell to get out of that one.

Answer 3

dont do it,i know cause something bad may go wrong ,such as stalking,fighting,jealousy,all sort of sh*t,i know because the dud i was seeing his wife and i were in the same place 2gether,she figured out he had a mistress and now she knows what i look like and she comes to my house to fight. sooner or later your mistress will demand her position to change,then thats when the real problem will start.if u love your wife forget about the other chick and go home and make passionate love 2 your wife fu** the other woman, u dont know what kind of plans she has 4 u,she may not care and tell your wife eveything,but it would b 2 late because u set up the meeting,dont do it.

Answer 4

You want to arrange it? you are a disgrace. first you cheat on your own wife then you want to arrange the meeting ... all that with a straight face and no shame? Get a life, yet better get a divorce (make sure you pay a LOT of child support if you have kids or heavy alimony) to teach you a lesson and get you broke see if you mistress will still want to be around you. What a looser.

Answer 5

You'd better do it now while you are still on earth. Come the day of resurrection, all will be revealed so think well how to connive and plot and slyly betray an innocent human. Why don't you just be a "man" and bring your tramp to see your wife. Oh I forgot, cowards can never be men, so just tell your mistress the truth, that you are really concerned about her concern, that she learn more about what you like in women, and that she should just go stand in front of the mirror and examine and look at her insecure self.

Answer 6

Yes, but I really don't want to help U -- as all cheaters deserve what they give out to be given back to them tenfold.

OK, just reverse what you've been doing so that they wouldn't meet -- too easy huh? OK, videotape your wife & tell her it is for a special anniversary gift that you're preparing for her. Give the tape to your mistress and have her study it. Oh, and for your anniversary, get your wife a Lexus & the biggest diamond ring you can afford -- be sure to videotape that as well -- so you didn't really lie to your wife in that regard! In any case, it's truly not enough for the pain & the hurt you've caused her -- but then again, you could probably care less! Your wife really deserves much more, but the presents will at least make your wife feel appreciated.

Answer 7

OK TROLL you start by first telling your mistress to go away. Second you admit everything to your wife and then hoping she'll go into some kind of counseling. You could just do your wife the favor of filing for divorce so she doesnt have to be married to a scumbag anymore.

Answer 8

You must be bullshi**ing.

If you don't have eNOUGH headache having ONE woman to deter you from dealing with MORE than one...

Then you deserve that sh**. Go on, let your mistress "observe" your wife & see how long it is before you're getting pots thrown at you...and divorced...because "I want to observe" turned into a confrontation.

Answer 9

This will make the sex more exciting won't it? Too bad you're wife won't know why.
The best place to do this is at a gathering like a play or concert or church. You accompany your wife and your friend observes. It's even more exciting if your friend is a performer and you and your wife are in the audience.

Answer 10

Served u right!!! Hope u'll get sex diseases from your mistress, or even other women outside. I really pity ur wife for having such a hopeless man in her life.

Answer 11

Help YOU??? OH, HELL NO, you DIDN'T just ask for help now, did you??

ANYONE who gives you advise on how to be a BETTER sneaky lying cheat, IS a lying sneaky cheat. Are these traits you consider admirable? Desirable? Attractive? Worthy of respect or trust? How do YOU treat someone who violates your entire life values - for instance - breaks in to your house, steals all your things, rapes your wife and takes all your money - would you WANT to be their FRIEND and help them do it to someone else??? If you answer YES, then you deserve all the pain and sorrow your lack of intelligence WILL bring to your life.