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2007-11-17 16:01:57 · 26 answers · asked by Susan♥sJohn 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

funny answers please lol

2007-11-17 16:02:08 · update #1

gosh u ppl are so mean lol

2007-11-17 16:15:56 · update #2

26 answers

I'm not honey! Seriously.

Whats that over there ----->


<--- runs away

2007-11-17 19:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Several Reasons

* We start hanging out and you start sweet talking my helper monkey....Next thing I know, she only wants to help you and she has put on 21 pounds

*I take you to nice places to eat or you whine when I buy you clothes
"I don't like the Kmart grill for dinner"
"The $1 store bras itch"

*Ummm you are gassy

*You are always "fishing" for compliments on how Cute your knees are?

WELL YOU DID ASK....

2007-11-18 00:24:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'm leaving you because it'll make you a better artist. We had a good run, now I just gotsta do what I gotsta do.

I'm out!

2007-11-18 00:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

cuz i am on a date with 2 at different places

2007-11-18 00:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by Neil 6 · 1 1

I've got this thing that needs to be taken out of my Uh you know... back side... I think Yahoo may have something to do with it.

2007-11-18 00:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 1 1

I'm sorry, but your feet are freezing in the middle of the night and my butt can't take another frozen night!!

2007-11-18 00:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

wasnt with u in the first place. oh yea and umm im straight.oh yea im not a funny person..lol

2007-11-18 00:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Because the crop in the field is too much work for me.........

I'm pregnaunt, but I don't want to beeee!

2007-11-18 00:12:55 · answer #8 · answered by Brenda 6 · 0 1

You sleep too late and I want to wake up to the crack of "Dawn". If I was a guy of course.

2007-11-18 00:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Because I can't be friends with someone who won't spoon feed me ice cream. I have needs.

2007-11-18 00:06:34 · answer #10 · answered by _I_love_warm_bananas_ 4 · 1 1

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